Worst Break-Up Lines

• “I have only still been seeing you because I felt obliged to, and if we were right for each other, neither of us should feel like that.”
• “I love you toooooo much, it’s driving me mad.”
• “Sorry for the long silence…I have personal issues lately…Happy Friday!“
• “I just can’t take the bad sex anymore”.
• “Honestly? It’s you not me, you’re just too perfect for some else. And I’m perfect for the girl on Facebook.”
• “You’re perfect in every way, just not for me.”
• “I get so emotional when you’re not around…That emotion is called happiness.”
• “Oh, sorry but l am going to my brother’s wedding and you not invited….”
• “It’s not you. You’re fine, lovely in fact, and much smarter than me. It’s just I want to pursue younger women.”
• “Maybe this break up will be good for you, since you’ve never really experienced pain before.”
• “I enjoy your company, fancy you like crazy, and love having sex with you, but I don’t love you and I never will.”
• “The problem with our relationship is, we’re in a relationship.”
• “Just the fact that you had to sit me down and talk about our communication problems means that were not going to work out, and we should end our relationship.”
• “I can’t believe you won’t let me go to a strip club in Vegas. This shows you really don’t care about me.”
• “Really, our time together has just become more effort than you’re worth.”
• “You care too much about celebrities.”
• “I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you’re not.”
• “I don’t want to have to go on holiday to see my girlfriend. It’s just not fun anymore.”
• “You’re not Mr. Right – just Mr. Right Now.”
• “Before you were still a mystery and now you need to be history.”
• “I’m just not feeling ‘it’ so I want a divorce.”
• “If only I were in love with just one girl, not two.”
• “I love you but I’m not in love with you so I guess I’m more of a lesbian than we thought.”
• “Hmmm, I am not sure that I want to do this anymore…”
• “You have your own life. You have a job. You can’t sleep with me in my bed every night. I really don’t even like her but she lets me drink.”
• “I want to have fun and I’m not ready to carry a burden through my youth.”
• “You have an irrational (emotional) intensive feeling for me which frightens me.”
• “I just can’t come up tonight. This whole thing is just making me ill.”
• “I have these spirit guides and as I drove home today they were telling me very strongly that we live too far apart and it’s never going to work.”
• “Ideally, I would like to write my book, and once I finish I’ll give you an answer as to whether we will be together or not.”
• “You don’t engage me anymore”.
• “I bought my baby’s mama an engagement ring for Valentine’s Day. Since this is the last time we’ll be together, I hope you want to get real freaky.”
• “I need to see other women to prove to myself that my love for you is genuine.”
• “She said that she was better for me than you, so I had no choice but to defend our love and prove her wrong…You should be thanking me for this.”
• “I’ll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.”
• “The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.”
• “We’ve both grown up and changed, I love you, but that kind of love has changed, and it’s not the kind you want from me. I want us to be closest friends instead.”
• “I feel like I’m changing, and though I do love you and I really like spending time with you, I’m not as ‘in love’ with you anymore..”
• “I don’t think you have it in you to be a good mother. When I thought about marrying you, I only thought about whether you’d make a good wife…I didn’t think about whether you’d make a good mother too.”
• “I don’t want the responsibility of someone else’s happiness.”
• “I’m really sorry to have messed you about, but being with you has made me realise that I am gay and I can’t string you along anymore.”
• “I feel alive when I am with her, but I am very grateful to you.”
• “If you were about to say that you just wanted fun and no labels, I’d want to continue. But I think you want more.”